WHY DON'T YOU JUST RELAX!(Is dangerous to your health)
TELLING someone to do something is just silly in the first place! You can hint, you can give your opinion, HELL you can even SUGGEST! But ,TELLING someone to DO anything will not only make the person on the receiving end want to continue their behavior, but it will also put you at risk for a chop to the throat. EXAMPLES: Stop doing that ~ How about you choke on your own spit.
Don't talk like that ~ Talk, talk, fuck, talk, talk, shit, talk, talk, your MOM. Stop dressing like that ~ I'm going to wear everything I own and camp out in your front yard dancing and singing the Macarena while screaming your name. The list is endless, and I could go on and on...and on, but this post would get extremely long and I would lose your attention. SO, I will stop with the examples as I think you catch my drift. BUT, THE WORST, in my opinion, is five normal words put together that make up the most infuriating question EVER!
WHY DON'T YOU JUST RELAX!?
Because any person who ISN'T relaxed is thinking rational. And a irrational person rarely reacts to criticism positively. Hell, a relaxed person doesn't respond to criticism positively. Telling someone to relax is telling them 1. You have no regard for what they are feeling, at all. 2. You think their pretty stupid. 3. You clearly are better. And 4. You really want to get repeatedly hit with a baseball bat.
What does one who asks that ridiculous question hope to accomplish? Is the upset person going to stop their frustration and succumb to relaxation? I think not! After they calm down, one might think that maybe not getting so upset would have helped them. But in the heat of something it's hard to see anything but red.
And how egotistical is the person that makes that statement? EXORBITANTLY! Who died and made you King or Queen of the CHILL OUT police! And what about when you get upset!? Would you like me to take what you are feeling and condescendingly tell you to stuff it!? NOPE.
It's not just the actual words that get me. Sometimes you can not get the words, but you get "the look". And the look usually says, "oh sweetie, you're so fucking dumb. Look at you getting all riled up. Poor thing." That makes good use of my self control, let me tell ya. A lot of times you will get both the words AND the look. This usually sends me into a frantic rant involving wild arm waving and curse words that don't even go together. Catch me on a GOOD day and I might even throw a few things around. My FAVORITE though is the TRIPLE threat! This includes ~ THE LOOK, the question, WHY DON'T YOU JUST RELAX, AND...the dismissive wave of the hand. HEY JERK! Wave your hand at me and I'll cram it so far down your throat you'll be tickling your BOOTY! If you let me get it all out of my system, chances are, I will feel pretty bogus about getting all riled up all on my own. But telling me to relax will make the original problem take on a life all of it's own. And I will throw your ass right in the middle of it. I will get defensive, and defensiveness solves NADA. It also makes me feel stupid. Guess what!? I DON'T NEED ANY HELP FEELING STUPID! It also makes me want to do serious bodily harm. And I really don't want to go to jail. I like to be in control of my situation too much. And even though I can appreciate a good looking woman, I don't want to end up with Bertha as my partner for life! SO DON'T TEST ME!
Whether or not it's me or someone else being told to relax, IT'S JUST NOT NICE! So be nice, it's good for your health!
*This whole damn thing is dedicated to my SISTER!*
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